115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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Are You F*cking Serious? - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness. This un-fucking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

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Dear Dad You Are A Better Father Than The Milkman Rude Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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Dear F*cker Rude Birthday Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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F*ck What They Think - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.

When your dream job is driving the karma bus.

When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.

...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

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F*ck! - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Crows can't stop saying it. It's arguably the world's most used rude word. It's everybody's second favourite F word after Friday. It expresses delight, frustration, disbelief, surprise and happiness. So, if you don't want to be a total fuck-up this is your chance to stay at home and learn to use the word fuck. So when someone asks you, "What the fuck does that mean?" You don't have to answer, "I don't fucking know." Farrrk!!!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

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Funny Work Mug - When I Get To Work

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When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

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Happy Birthday 21! Rude Greeting Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

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Happy Birthday You Big Knob Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you big knob!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

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Happy Birthday You Old Tart Rude Card

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Comes wth a kraft envelope. Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

Naughty, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

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Happy Birthday, You Prick Rude Birthday Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday, you prick.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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Happy Birthday. Dog Years Rude Birthday Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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Happy F*cking Occasion Rude Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy fucking birthday/anniversary/engagement/nuptials/new baby/divorce.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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I Love You To The Moon And Back

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

YOU ARE going to be so missed! We're absolutely DEAD serious when we say; we wish you all the best. TO US you are irreplaceable. Goodbye and good luck!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

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I Shit You Not - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

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Lighten The F*ck Up - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards

Nothing is under control and that’s okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.

There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.

These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.

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Magnificent Old Bastard Rude Birthday Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you magnificent old bastard!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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Naughty And Forty Rude Greeting Card

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Naughty + 40. Happy Birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

Our Defamations Greeting Card range is designed in our Defamations Studio and printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

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Not A Morning Person - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

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The Good News Rude Birthday Card

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What The F*ck - 24 Card Pack

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115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

What the Fuck? has 24 messages for the Mondays in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.