DEFAMATIONS

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness. This un-fucking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.

When your dream job is driving the karma bus.

When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.

...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Crows can't stop saying it. It's arguably the world's most used rude word. It's everybody's second favourite F word after Friday. It expresses delight, frustration, disbelief, surprise and happiness. So, if you don't want to be a total fuck-up this is your chance to stay at home and learn to use the word fuck. So when someone asks you, "What the fuck does that mean?" You don't have to answer, "I don't fucking know." Farrrk!!!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards

Nothing is under control and that’s okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.

There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.

These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

What the Fuck? has 24 messages for the Mondays in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book

When life is a never-ending spiral of freakish, utter chaos... when everything is uncontrollable, unruly and turbulent... when things go from bad to worse... use this book for humorous support.