Name: Happy Birthday You Old Tart Rude Card
Brand: DEFAMATIONS
SKU: 9326494027950
Price: 6.5 AUD
Availability: InStock

DEFAMATIONS

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Rude Card

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Comes wth a kraft envelope. Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia.

Naughty, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.

DEFAMATIONS

Magnificent Old Bastard Rude Birthday Card

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday you magnificent old bastard!

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

DEFAMATIONS

Happy Birthday. Dog Years Rude Birthday Card

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

DEFAMATIONS

Happy Birthday, You Prick Rude Birthday Card

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Happy birthday, you prick.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Thinking Of You Card

$6.95

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Thinking of You

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Thinking Of You Card - Hello There

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Thinking of You.

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Birthday Card - Happy Birthday! Is It Cake Time Yet?

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Happy Birthday

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Birthday Card - Happy Birthday. May Your Pockets Be Filled With Falling Stars.

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Happy Birthday

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Birds

$6.95

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Happy Birthday

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Birthday Card - Happy Birthday! Have A Beautiful Day.

$6.95

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Happy Birthday

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

TWIGSEED

Twigseeds Birthday Card - Count Your Age By Friends

$6.95

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125 x 125 mm | Printed inside | Paired with a coloured envelope

Happy Birthday

KATE KNAPP is an Australian artist & author. Her studio TWIGSEEDS has given flight to a world of colourful characters. Kate illustrates in pencil ink, watercolour & magic.

These bestselling greeting cards include a splendid collection of messages told through the whimsical and joyful Twigseeds characters. Designed to uplift the human spirit, these cards are sure to touch hearts. Our Twigseeds greeting cards are printed in Australia.

Hallmark Birthday Card - Bush Buddies Wombat

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Bush Buddies Wombat

$7.00

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Front
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Inside
Sending very special wishes your way, today and all year through. Have a wonderful day.

Envelope
Includes one birthday card and one Hallmark branded kraft envelope.

Sustainability
100% recyclable.

Artist
Designed by local artist Christie Williams.

Made in Australia.

The front of the card features an illustration of a happy little wombat surrounded by Australian native flora with gold foil highlights.

The inside of the card features an illustration of a happy little wombat surrounded by Australian native flora.

Send the sweetest birthday wishes to the cutest little wombat you know with this adorable card from our Australian Spirit ‘Bush Buddies’ collection.

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (dad Navy Gum)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (dad Navy Gum)

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of eucalyptus branches on a green background with gold foil highlights and the message 'Happy Birthday Dad'

The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful branches of a eucalyptus tree and the message 'Your birthday's no ordinary day, because you're no ordinary dad. Hope you feel loved, admired, and celebrated... because you really are. Happy birthday.'

Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (kraft Floral)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (kraft Floral)

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of eucalyptus branches on a kraft paper background with gold foil highlights and the message 'Celebrating You Son'

The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful branches of a eucalyptus tree and the message 'With each birthday, it's been so rewarding to watch you grow into the thoughtful, caring person you are today. Happy Birthday with love.'

Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (white)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (white)

$7.00

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Celebrate an amazing person on their special day with this elegant birthday card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features colourful illustrations of Australian native flora on a white background with gold foil highlights and the message 'you are amazing'
The inside of the card is illustrated with touches of Australian native flora alongside the message 'Celebrating you and everything you are… so beautiful inside and out. Happy Birthday.'
Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Bush Buddies Echidna

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Bush Buddies Echidna

$7.00

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Front
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Inside
Wishing you a fantastic day. Have a great one!

Envelope
Includes one birthday card and one Hallmark branded kraft envelope.

Sustainability
100% recyclable.

Artist
Designed by local artist Christie Williams.

Made in Australia.

The front of the card features an illustration of a sweet little echidna surrounded by wattle and gumnuts with gold foil highlights.

The inside of the card features an illustration of a sweet little echidna surrounded by wattle and eucalyptus.

Celebrate their birthday and send lovely words that can be cherished for a lifetime with this adorable card from our Australian Spirit ‘Bush Buddies’ collection.

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (white Flora)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (white Flora)

$7.00

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of eucalyptus leaves on a white background with gold foil highlights and the message 'Never forget how unforgettable you are'

The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful branches of a eucalyptus branch and the message ' Your birthday comes along only once a year... but someone like you comes along only once in a lifetime.'

Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (navy Eucalyptus)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (navy Eucalyptus)

$7.00

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of eucalyptus branches on a navy-blue background with gold foil highlights and the message 'Happy Birthday'
The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful branches of a eucalyptus tree and the message 'You’re one of a kind wonderful… and there’s no time like today for telling you so.'
Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (wife Pink Floral)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (wife Pink Floral)

$7.00

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of native flowers on a pink background with gold foil highlights and the message 'My Wife'

The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful native flowers and the message 'I can't imagine a sweeter life than the one we share together. I don't tell you often enough, but you're the best thing that ever happened to me. Happy Birthday with love.'

Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (mum Pink Floral)

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Hallmark Birthday Card - Among The Gum Trees (mum Pink Floral)

$7.00

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Wish your loved one the happiest of birthdays with this lovely card from Hallmark's Australian Spirit range.

Product Details
Includes a coordinating Hallmark branded kraft envelope
Dimensions/Size: 16.5cm (L) x 16.5cm (W)
Material: Paper

Features
The front of the card features a beautiful illustration of native florals on a pink background with gold foil highlights and the message 'Happy Birthday Mum'

The inside of the card is illustrated with beautiful blossoms of a eucalyptus tree and the message 'For all your kind and thoughtful ways, that show how much you care, Thank you, Mum, for everythingand for always being there. With lots of love.'

Designed and made in Australia
Printed using 100% recyclable FSC® paper from responsible sources

DEFAMATIONS

Another Year Older Rude Birthday Card

$6.50

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115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope

Another year older and you're still a complete dickhead. Happy birthday.

Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.