Gifting

Watering plants can be boring, mundane, nonchalant. Yes plants depend on being watered to stay alive, every fibre of their being relies on you to carry out this crucial task, but where's the fun? Introducing Pee my Pants! So fun that now you'll want to water your plants more than once a week! every day in fact! Even multiple times a day!!

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber!

Introducing the ultimate soap for a deep clean - the Filthy Scrubber Soap! This soap is specially formulated with activated charcoal, which is a natural detoxifying agent that helps to remove dirt, impurities, and excess oils from your skin. The activated charcoal attracts and binds to dirt and toxins, leaving your skin feeling fresh and clean.

The soap also contains the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, which invigorates your senses and refreshes you. Lime oil is also known for its antibacterial properties, which can help to keep your skin clean and clear. Therefore this soap is perfect for those who need a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience.

Enriched with nourishing ingredients, this fun soap will leave your skin feeling soft, smooth, and moisturized. In addition, the natural oils in this soap will nourish your skin and keep it looking healthy.

FUN, EFFECTIVE AND KIND!
It contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS-free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, it's fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing! It's perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin.

Overall, the Filthy Scrubber Soap is a must-have for anyone looking for a deep cleanse and a refreshing experience. With activated charcoal and the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely fun soap leaves you squeaky clean and filth-free!

Try it today and experience the benefits for yourself! Or give it to your favourite filthy scrubber as a gift.

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia. The Pommies found them so bloody hilarious that they voted them UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lime Essential Oil & Activated Charcoal Powder, Poppy Seed.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

Introducing the funniest soap bar you'll ever use - the Back Sack and Crack soap bar! This unique soap bar is designed to make your daily shower routine a little more entertaining. Perfect for those who want to add a touch of humour to their daily routine, and it's also great for those who want to give a funny gift to a friend or loved one.

This soap is made with shea butter, coconut oil and olive oil for softening the skin – perfect for the sensitive skin in all your nooks and crannies! Fragranced with warm musky patchouli, and with added sandalwood, it’s a winner!

A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous.

Contains no artificial ingredients, no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Patchouli & Sandlewood Essential Oils.

Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm

150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.

This wildly inappropriate gift soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! And this fruity bar of freshness smells divine!

A funny gift for the man in your life, but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Guaranteed to elicit wicked giggles, they will also cleanse and nourish all his important body bits.

Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a gag gift that's fun, effective and kind!

These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Ingredients:

Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lemongrass, Lemon & May Chang Essential Oils

When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.

Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards

Nothing is under control and that’s okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.

There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.

These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.

115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book

When life is a never-ending spiral of freakish, utter chaos... when everything is uncontrollable, unruly and turbulent... when things go from bad to worse... use this book for humorous support.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.

When your dream job is driving the karma bus.

When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.

...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness. This un-fucking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

Crows can't stop saying it. It's arguably the world's most used rude word. It's everybody's second favourite F word after Friday. It expresses delight, frustration, disbelief, surprise and happiness. So, if you don't want to be a total fuck-up this is your chance to stay at home and learn to use the word fuck. So when someone asks you, "What the fuck does that mean?" You don't have to answer, "I don't fucking know." Farrrk!!!

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand

What the Fuck? has 24 messages for the Mondays in your life.

Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.